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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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