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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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