Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.