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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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