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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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