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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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