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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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