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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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