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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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