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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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