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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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