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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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