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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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