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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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