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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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