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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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