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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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