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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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