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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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