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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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