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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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