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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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