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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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