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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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