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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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