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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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