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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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