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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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