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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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