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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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