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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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