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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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