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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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