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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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