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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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