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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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