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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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