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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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