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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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