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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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