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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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