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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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