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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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