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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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