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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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