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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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