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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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