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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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