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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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