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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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