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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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