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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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