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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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