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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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