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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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