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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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